What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What does a blonde do first thing in the morning?

She goes home

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Why was the man so down in the mouth?

Because he ate his pillow.

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow