A pillow
I'm not coming into work this morning!"
Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.
A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.
A sphinxter.
Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.
A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !
Disgruntled