What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!"

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why is a pig in a water trough like a penny?

Because its head is on one side and its tail is on the other.

How can you tell if a cat is blonde?

A: No matter what height you drop it from it always lands on its head.

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What cuts four farts in the morning, two farts at midday, and three farts in the evening?

A sphinxter.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow