What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

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Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What do cats read in the morning ?

Mewspapers !

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?

Petal !

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Evening Jokes More Evening Jokes

What do elephants do in the evenings ?

Watch elevision !

What did Dr. Frankenstein say when his monster showed up for the ball?

You look quite put-together this evening.

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What do you call it when... You put a pillow on a stool?

You call it a stool softener cheesiest joke I made up

Losse Jokes More Losse Jokes

What losses its head in the morning and gets it back in the evening?

A pillow

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled