What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

Why did the Limestone feel unappreciated?

Because he thought people were taking him for granite.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

Who is Bobby Long?

and why do all these reggae artists keep talking about wanting to burn him.

What did the cold pipe say to the to hot pipe?

Nothing,pipes can't talk. Thank you

Pillow Jokes More Pillow Jokes

What's worse than finding a horse's head on your pillow?

A: Realising the horse is alive and well and how much did I drink last night !

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Bond Jokes More Bond Jokes

What's that jabbing me in the gluteus maximus?

Bond: my PPK Money Penny: 'K

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Yep Jokes More Yep Jokes

Why is 9 crying?

me: Because it's raining and he's getting wet wife: But we're at a water park me *takes a drink from my flask* Yep

What do you call spiders in the Middle East?

Iraqnids. Yep. An original.