What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

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What's the difference between dark matter and Black Lives Matter?

Dark matter has the capacity to leave an impact on a system

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops after three ho's.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Why don't married men live as long as single men?

They don't want to!

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What's the difference between a millennial and a mutual fund?

A mutual fund will eventually mature and make money

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

What am I a pillow now?

Her: Yep, and pillows don't talk. I think we're bonding.