What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and his E-Wheelchair?

If you repair both, the E-Wheelchair is the only thing running again

What's the difference between a banana and a helicopter?

You can helicopter your banana but you can't banana your helicopter

Mature Jokes More Mature Jokes

How can you tell if you have a mature or an immature sense of humor?

poop.

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where does a pencil sharpener keep its money?

In a shavings account.

Why does China care so much about money?

They can't resist all of the cha-'ching'.

Government Bond Jokes More Government Bond Jokes

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

What's the difference between a government bond and a man?

The bond matures.*

Earn Jokes More Earn Jokes

What must a vampire earn to learn to fly?

His red wings.

Why did the scarecrow earn an achievement award?

He was outstanding in his field