Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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Why did the tire pop?

Because it retired.

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

Why don't paperclips move around a lot?

They like being stationery.

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What did the Computer Engineer say?

What did the computer Engineer say when he saw his favorite drink? ICT

Why did the Computer Engineer retire young?

He had a lot of cache.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.