What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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How does a vampire get through life with only one fang?

He has to grin and bare it.

What do you call a wizard with a good outlook on life?

An Opti-Mystic.

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How did a bit travel from the CPU to the HDD?

It took the bus.

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

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What's the difference between 2015 and Moore's Law?

One's the year of the ram, the other is the ram of the year.

What did the RAM stick say to the politician?

I'm PC2!

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What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

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What's a hard drive's favorite band?

Data Remember

What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What makes a software developer feel rich?

Their Cache