What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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When you're cold inside, where do you stand?

You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's xD

What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

What did one computer CPU say to the other after getting hit?

Ow! That megahertz!

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What is an AI's favorite food?

RAM crackers

Why did the Rams give Michael Sam #96?

Would #69 be too offensive?

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Which kid is mine?

I like to reply "I haven't decided yet."

What are we supposed to do about it?

Dad replies: "I don't know honey, but I think, hitting him would be very wrong."

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What did the baby computer call his dad?

Data!

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.

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What's the difference between a dwarven packrat and a venereal disease?

One is a runt with a cache.

What did the CPU say to the RAM?

Sorry to cache you out but I want the data closer. The RAM replied: you're right, "life" is too short.