Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

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How do computers measure pain?

Gigahurts. (Came up with this in the car on my way to school hopefully its original)

How does a communist do well in school?

He gets good marx.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

A: He wanted to see time fly.

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Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly