Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

Why was the hippo afraid to go skiing?

He didn't want to get hippothermia.

School Jokes More School Jokes

What do you mean the school must be haunted ?

Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.

How well did the sailor do in school?

Not bad actually, he got high 'C's.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

Ahmed Jokes More Ahmed Jokes

Who's there ! Ahmed ! Ahmed who ?

Ahmed a big mistake coming here !

Why Ahmed made a clock?

To know when to blow up