Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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What does your wife/girlfriend want more than anything in the world?

Nothing, she's fine.

Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary?

Because he wanted to get more definition.

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What do you find at an end of the rainbow?

Violet

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What about the aliens from space?

We need a ROOF!

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Why was Betty Boop never attracted to Mickey Mouse?

She's only attracted to colored guys.

Why did Mickey Mouse name his dog Pluto?

Because he's not a planet.

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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Why is Mickeys dog named Pluto?

Because hes not a planet.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists