Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why did God bless Texas?

He didn't want to upset Chuck Norris.

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes."

What's black and found at the top of a stair case?

Stephen Hawking after a house fire.

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What is the difference between a poker card and Africa?

The sooner is the Ace of Spades and the latter, a Space of AIDS.

How did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend?

I just need some space."

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Why did Mickey Mouse get shot?

A: Because Donald ducked.

What kind of mouse walks on two legs?

A: Mickey Mouse Q: What kind of duck walks on two legs A: They all do!

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call a cow that just tripped?

Ground Beef

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Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

What does Pluto have up on Palestine?

At least Pluto exists