Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why did Santa bring his sack with him when starring in the pantomime?

He wanted to have some stage presents.

What's the difference between Martin Luther King Jr. Day and St. Patricks Day?

Everyone want to be Irish on St. Patricks Day.

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How do you know you've found Christopher Walken's house?

It has a recognizable gait

What did the angry man sing when he found his slippers chewed up by the new puppy ?

I must throw that doggie out the window !"!

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How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What's the difference between Myspace and My space?

One Space.

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What does Mickey Mouse do to Minnie Mouse after she drowns and he pulls her out of the water?

Mouse to Mouse resuscitation.

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?

A: A trip to Israel.

Pluto Jokes More Pluto Jokes

Who got only one visitor his entire life, got banished from the family and still lurks around with hope?

Pluto.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !