Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.

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How do you call a black man in space?

Nasa first called it Albert

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

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Why do astronauts bring their phone into space?

Because they can get 4g

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise?

A: It's meow-sic to their ears!

Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

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What do Netflix and diarrhea have in common?

Both stream instantly.

Why are there no astronauts on Twitch.tv?

Because in space, no one can hear you stream.