Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

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What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

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How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?

A. They were really put out.

Why was the blonde in the tree?

A. Because she was raking up the leaves!

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are MMA fighters told not to blow their nose when in a fight?

Oops, this was supposed to be for . There's no punch line!

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

What is the best city to stream a movie?

Buffa lo

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

Why couldn't the Ghostbusters ever finish Oregon Trail?

Because they couldn't cross the streams.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P