Why are ghostbusters afraid of bridges over small rivers?

A. Because they're not supposed to cross the streams

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when... ...you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why did the accountant cross the street?

To crunch numbers.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

What did the police officer say to stop the depressed man from jumping off the bridge?

You have potential. Sorry if this is a repost, just thought of it now.

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

A. Jokes More A. Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon?

A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship A. Mech-a

What is courage?

He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Stream Jokes More Stream Jokes

Where do Russians stream movies from?

Nyetflix.

What do you get when you cross a pond and a stream?

A: Wet feet.

Ghostbuster Jokes More Ghostbuster Jokes

What did Amy Winehouse have in common with the Ghostbusters?

They both downed spirits.

Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver" :P