What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why don't mathematicians build bridges?

Because they'll never be perfect.

Why did u jump off that bridge?

My friend did it too "Well if your friend jumped off a bridge would u " Yes. I literally just said that