What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross Godzilla, saved by the bell, and crystal meth?

Go go power rangers!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What do you get when you ask a proctologist for a second opinion?

Two fingers.

When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

it's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

Bridge Jokes More Bridge Jokes

Why did Michael Bay jump off a bridge?

Cause Tony Scott did it first.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.