What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

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They are just furniture with the ability to die.

How do fish go into business ?

The start on a small scale !

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!