What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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Why did Eeyore cross the road?

To get to the other... *sigh*

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court ?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls

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Why do elephants have 4 feet?

Because in the animal kingdom 6 inches just wont do

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

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What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!