What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

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What do you get when you cross a motorcycle and a truck?

hit by a car.

What do you call a cross between... a Mafia Don and post-modernism?

An offer you can't understand.

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How do you spell elephant ?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you call a fish that's worth a lot of money?

A goldfish!

Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you?

If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer.

Swimming Trunk Jokes More Swimming Trunk Jokes

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?

Swimming trunks!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks