How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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How do you say hi to a Muslim in Hawaii?

Aloha Akbar.

Why are most Muslims broke all the time?

They never understood the concept of piggy banks.

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Where does Ned Flanders pick up women?

On OkilyDokilyCupid

Why do they use liquid soap in the Navy?

It takes longer to pick up

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

the underlay! underlay!

What do you call a piece of sandpaper in Syria?

A map.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

Why couldn't Muhammad pick his wife up from childcare?

Because Muslim girls can't go to school