How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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What does a Muslim with allergies say?

Al-achoo Akbar.

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

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Why wouldn't the race car driver pick up the hitchhiker?

Because he didn't have enough vroom!

Why do Eskimos have wide noses?

Because they pick their nose with their gloves on.

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How did the french guy feel when he got hit by a piece of bread?

He felt pain.

How do pirates like their jigsaws?

A: In pieces of eight.

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How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

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What do you call a Muslim Girl dating an Agnostic Guy?

For safety purposes, I don't know if I should tell you her name..