Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

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Why are pistachios called pistachios?

More like "these-are-hard-to-openios"

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.