Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

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What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did the pirate with a steering wheel in his pants say when he couldn't remember why it was there?

Arrrh, it's driving me nuts

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Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

Why are pistachios called pistachios?

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