How many James Pattersons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.

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How many metal drummers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

one, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.

How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many women with PMS does it take to screw-in a light bulb?

Two. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . IT JUST DOES, OKAY?

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Why couldn't the giraffe get a job at the bank?

They weren't hiring.

Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed