Only one, but he'll just hire a ghostwriter to do it for him.
Two. One to hold it in the socket and the other to drink until the room starts spinning!
Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.
None, they just hire a mexican to do it.
Because I have pictures of you with a goat "
