Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man who turned into an insect ?

He just beetled off !

How do you scare a man?

Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

When is a Mexican not a Mexican?

When he's an alien! I'll see myself out now

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

Why don't big trains have little trains?

They pull out on time.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

Where do bears go after smoking some weed?

Hibearnation

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How does Donald Drumpf change a lightbulb?

He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.

Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.