Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican in quick sand?

Quatro Sinko

Where do Mexicans shop for books?

Borders

Pull Jokes More Pull Jokes

What's the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.

Why is it so hard for an eighty year old woman to pee in the morning?

Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese?!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you have when you got a bag of weed and a bottle of Jack Daniel's?

Jackpot!

What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Hire Jokes More Hire Jokes

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

Why don't you hire a violinist as your babysitter?

Because he might fiddle with your kids.