Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

How does a girl vampire flirt?

She bats her eyes.

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Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt?

ICU