Why do my eyes hurt?

Because I got eye lashes.

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What do you call a deer without eyes?

No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.