Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

How many racecar drivers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

It's impossible, they only know how to turn to the left.

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Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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What do you call a horse that has been kicked out of his house?

Unstable

How do you know that an Asian has robbed your house?

Your mailbox is missing!

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in