Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

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Why did the banker leave his job?

he lost interest

What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

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How do apply for a job at the NSA?

You make a private phone call to anyone else, and submit your application.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!