Snowden Jokes

What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower pick up his dry-cleaning?

Because he was Snowden! (Snowed in)

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

Why could Edward not leave his driveway and get back to his home country?

He was Snowden.

Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Interactive Joke of the Day Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

You might also enjoy:

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a special needs worker and a gardener?

One of them has to water their vegetables

What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Nsa Jokes More Nsa Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do feminists hate church music?

Because of all the Hymns.

Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Treason Jokes More Treason Jokes

What do you call an Ent prince who betrays his dad?

Treason

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

Edward Jokes More Edward Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Nsa Agent Jokes More Nsa Agent Jokes

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Folk Jokes More Folk Jokes

What does a Men's Rights activist call a broken hand?

Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)

What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.