Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What's the last thing a Tickle-Me Elmo gets before leaving the factory?

Two test-tickles!

What's Michelle's favourite vegetable?

Barackoli (I'm sorry I'll leave now...)

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What do you call a man that states the obvious?

A man that states the obvious

What do you call it when a man is given an order to take another man out lunch?

A MANDATE

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What do you call a russian bull?

a moscow

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

A: To study economics.