Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What happened when the monster kissed his one true love?

He left lip prints on the mirror!

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What was the deaf mans favorite song?

The Sound of Silence.

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Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

What's next to Moscow?

Pa's cow. I'll show myself out...