What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What do you call a black man walking down the street?

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What has 10,000 legs and can't walk?

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What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.