What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

What's the difference between a cow and the Holocaust?

A cow can't be milked for 70 years.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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How good are you at PowerPoint?

I said, "I Excel at it." He replied, "Was that a Microsoft Office pun " I was like, "Word."

What the hell is a steering wheel doing there?

the pirate replies: "Arr, it's been driving me nuts"