What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream?

The Holocaust.

What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.

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What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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When a hot blonde walks in. The one lawyer says, "Man, wouldn't you like to screw that?

and the other lawyer replies, "Outta what "

What's up, punk?

Nothing," he replied, "I've just never seen a man using hair rollers before."