What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

Why doesn't the stone vendor value money?

Because he takes it for granite.

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Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

What's the difference between a sperm and a racist?

A sperm as a 1 in a million chance of actually becoming a human being.

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What do you call a watermelon in California?

A melon