What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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Where's my Spiderman costume?

I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

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Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Where do birds invest their money ?

In the stork market !

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What did the American Army General say after the first opposing casualty in the Mexican-American War?

Juan down, a million more to go.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer and the other one is a watermelon

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!