What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

geSTAHPo!

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

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What do you call a group of 10 insects that live in a housing complex?

Tenants

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What will you do with a million watermelons?

I don't want the watermelons, I just want the money."

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What do you call it when a group of Germans give you money online?

Kraut funding

What do you get when you cross an octopus and a lion?

A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.

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What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

What do you call riot police in Germany?

Kraut Control