What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

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What is the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

About 60 pounds.

What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?

Her miscarriage

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Why does Cuba not have any casinos?

They Havana no money to spend.

When I was young, I wanted to date a doctor for money. How superficial was that?

Now it would be for the prescriptions.

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Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.