What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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Why did cavemen pull their women around by their hair?

Because if they had pulled them by their feet they would have filled up with mud

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What do the World Trade Center and genders have in common?

There used to be two of them, but now it's too offensive to talk about.

What's black &amp grey and also looks good on a cop?

The World Trade Center

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*