What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.

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What's the difference between a freezer and a faget?

When you pull your meet out of a freezer it doesn't fart

What did the Abominable Snowman do after he had had his teeth pulled out?

He ate the dentist.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

Who are some of the best readers in the world?

World Trade Center workers, some of them can read 50 stories in just 8 seconds!

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Why was Osama Bin Laden obsessed with Eminem?

He was an Afghani-Stan.

What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.