What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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What did the pirate say as he was sailing through Jamaica?

X marks the pot, matey."

How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A double Manhattan on the rocks.

What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.