What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

Why are pirates, pirates?

They just .

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What do Fred Flintstone and Osama Bin Laden have in common?

A. They both look out their caves and see rubble.

What's Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween?

A: Dead.

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What did Sandy Hook elementary get in the mail instead of new books?

Empty Magazines.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends?

A Sandy Hook survivor