How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

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Why did the hillbillies save some doe?

Because they knew it would give them a buck in good time.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ears pierced?

A buck an ear (buccaneer).

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What do you call it when you paid all your bills?

Feedom.

What do you call a gigolo you don't pay?

A Free Willy.

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Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

What did one earring say to the other?

What did one earring say to the other? You go on a head, i'll just hang round 'ere