How much do pirates pay for earrings?

Somewhere around a buck an ear.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

Where do pirates store their files?

On their RRRRRRR drive.

Buck Jokes More Buck Jokes

What is the best "bang for your buck"?

Vaseline.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Earring Jokes More Earring Jokes

Why's the little boy scarred for life after going to buy his mom some earrings?

He went to Jared.

How much do pirates pay to get an earring?

A Buccaneer.