Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

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What does John F. Kennedy have in common with the current Democratic Party?

No brains

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the concert?

He had no body to go with.

Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body