Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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What happens when Lucy starts using 100% of her brain?

She's almost as smart as a man.

What is a zombies' favorite food?

Brains. What is a dyslexic zombies' favorite food Brians.

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What's the fastest way to make a skeleton?

Put a leper in a wind tunnel

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"