Why couldn't the skeleton add 1 + 1?

Because he doesn't have a brain

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How do painters stay warm?

They add another coat.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged?

Mentally dis-cabled.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

What's the difference between a racist person and a racist skeleton?

They both are insulting, but the skeleton doesn't have any body to share racist jokes with!