How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

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Real World Jokes More Real World Jokes

What does Reddit share in common with the real world?

A messed up system of karma

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

College Jokes More College Jokes

Where did the pirate go to college?

Yale. He was rejected from H**arrrr**vard.

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Stress Jokes More Stress Jokes

How's college supposed to prepare you for the real world?

All it does is make you tired and stressed out and anxious and nevermind I get it.

How about a month filled with stress and obligation?

Pitch for December

Prepare Jokes More Prepare Jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

What does IRE-1 say to XBP1 mRNA?

Prepare to get RIDD of your intron.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What do you suppose Ray Rice's fiance' did when he got her home from knocking her out?

The dishes if she knows what's good for her!

How big do you suppose that fence is?

I reckon that fence is around a yard."