Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

Why was the young strawberry crying?

His parents were in a jam.

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What did Caesar say when was in agreement?

I came. I saw. I concurred.

What's the difference between Julius Caesar and Genghis Khan?

Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered." Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."

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Why do mountains make people laugh?

Because they're hill-areas!

Which number confuses people?

82

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How did you prepare for today?

red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes

What do composers prepare their ingredients on?

A Chopin board

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding