Why people cry during the weddings?

they are preparing for whats coming afterwards

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Why do blck men cry when they make love to white women?

Mace...

What part of the road is always crying?

A: The breakdown lane.

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What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What do you call a grocery store for people with dementia?

Question Mart.

Why don't black people like tylenol?

Because its white and it works.

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What do you call a practice exercise preparing for the possibility of observing hole-making tools undergoing a military parade?

Drill drill drill.

How does Moses prepare his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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What's the best moment of your life?

me: That time I won a stuffed dino- wife: That didn't involve a dinosaur me: Our wedding

What do a wedding and a funeral have in common?

At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.