Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?

A: Kitty Perry

What did the cat say when he lost all his money ?

I'm paw !

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Why did Dr Frankenstein have his telephone cut off?

Because he wanted to win the Nobel prize!

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

How do you sink a polish war ship?

You put it in water

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

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What do you call an alligator that wins a race?

A chompion. (7-year old me thought he was very clever.)

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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When did the 100 years war get serious?

When the English got Crecy

What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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Who won?

One two three' cat, because 'Un deux trois' cat sank.

Which cat made it across?

The second cat because un deux trois cat sank.

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Which cat won the race?

A: The English cat. Un deux trois cat sank.

What do you call it when three french cats get into a boat only meant for two?

Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!