What did the redneck say to the Frenchman?

You don't speak English fourchette!

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What has 16 legs and speaks german?

Dppelspider

What has wings but can't fly, legs but can't walk, and a mouth but can't speak?

A dead bird

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What did the redneck say to his ex?

Can we still be cousins?"

What do rednecks call the BATF?

The Bureau of All Things Fine.

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Where did the English teacher and the student fight?

in the MLA boxing ring

What does Santa call his English Elves?

Subordinate clauses. ... I'll see myself out.

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How many Frenchmen does it take to defend Paris?

Nobody knows because they've never tried

What is the life motto of a Frenchman?

No gain no pain.