How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."

Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet?

He thought the ad said '24 carrots'

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Why do composers win debates?

Because when their opponent makes a point, they always respond with a valid counterpoint.

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

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What did the atom say when it lost an electron?

I better keep an ion that.

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

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How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

What is worse than bad grammar?

pour grammar