How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What do you call insects of the order Mantodea during mating season?

Laying mantises.

How are you going to celebrate 9-11?

I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.

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What did the duck say after it split the atom ?

Quark ! Quark !

Why was the atom laughing?

Because part tickles.

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What is worse than bad grammar?

pour grammar

How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order?

I on it.