How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What's the difference between white socks and red socks?

Students will most likely answer the color) Then you say, "yes, that's one difference but there's another: The White Sox play in Chicago and the Red Sox play in Boston!

Whats in his backpack?

Answer: Parachute

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering