How are you doing?

and you respond 'I'm doing ok. Getting better each day' & they stab you for answering

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What's the point?

You look ridiculous. What difference does 1 inch really make Don't answer that.

Where's my freaking phone?

and it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"

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How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

How could you do this to me?

she cried. I responded, "Well, I can't. That's why I'm doing it to her."

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Why did Beethoven hate Mozart?

Because Mozart stabbed him in the Bach.

Why do Lannisters hate turtles?

Cause they can't stab them in the back