What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day?

A coffin break.

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Why did the cannibal stab the chef with a toothpick?

To see if he was done cooking.

How was the beach?

You hang ten or what " No but I stabbed a couple because they kept asking stupid questions about my vacation

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What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal