What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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How do vampires like their tea?

With a old tampon in it.

What is a vampires favourite food?

Vampires aren't real

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What do you get when you stab a toddler with a pair of scissors?

An erection.

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal