What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake

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Vampire Jokes More Vampire Jokes

What do you call a vampire after it is one-year-old?

A two-year-old vampire.

What should you do if a vampire borrows your comic?

Wait for him to give it back.

Stab Jokes More Stab Jokes

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What celebrity is most likely to stab you?

James Blunt

Lung Jokes More Lung Jokes

What did the slaughterhouse foreman say when he found out his best butcher had his heart, lungs and kidneys ripped out in a cutter accident?

That's offal

What do you call it when you stab a vampire in the lungs?

A miss stake