Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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Why do rednecks hate math?

Integration.

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself

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What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Frostbite

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Why did the short vampire like to gamble?

Because the stakes were high!

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!