What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

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Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

Why can't we edit tweets?

Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."

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Why are the steaks so high?

Because the pot was calling the cattle back and the cows went back to the marijuana field.

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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What's the difference between a vampire with toothache and a rainstorm?

One roars with pain and the other pours with rain.

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

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What's the similarity between a burned pizza and parents?

If it's black it won't give you any food

What is Son Goku's least liked food?

Vegetta balls