What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What's the difference between a fence and a wall?

I give them a wall, and they take offense.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

Why do Polish hate Cauchy's dog?

hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Why was everyone saying such kind, loving words to the man?

The man was a corpse being buried forever.

6 Month Jokes More 6 Month Jokes

Why was the blond excited when she finished her puzzle after 6 months?

Because the box said 2-4 years!

Why did the blonde get excited after finishing her puzzle in 6 months?

The box said 2-4 years!