Why did the cave hate miners?

They're always picking on him.

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Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

What'd ya call 50 n*ggers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start. P.S: N*ggers=Naggers. I hate those guys. What did you think?? )

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

What does dog poo and women have in common ?

The older they get the easier they are to pick up.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

What's the difference between a mining company and priests?

A mining company puts miners in shafts.

Cave Jokes More Cave Jokes

Why is it I cant get a mobile reception in my house in town, yet a terrorist can upload his vids from a cave in Afganistan?

Is there a terrorist mobile tariff I can go on

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves