How does a black woman know that she's pregnant?

The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)

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How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

How's my life?

Let's just say I'm starting a lot of sentences with "let's just say".

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Why did you drop the baby?

Well Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby so I wanted to see if he did.

Why did Skrillex's girlfriend dump him?

Because he D-D-D-D-DROPPED THE BABY.

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Why was the paleontologist angry?

Because he had a bone to pick.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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How do you call a black woman who had 7 abortions?

a crime fighter

What do you call a black woman who's had 4 abortions?

A crime fighter.

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How can you tell a black lady is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out and the cotton is already picked.

How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Tampon Jokes More Tampon Jokes

How many dogs does it take to change a tampon?

26

What's the definition of gross?

Two vampires fighting over a used tampon