Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

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What's a woman who always knows where her husband is?

A widow.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Why divorce now after all this time together?

Woman: We wanted to wait until the kids were dead.

Why do people get divorced in the holiday season?

Because they Marry Christmas!

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Why don't casinos in Las Vegas hire girls from California?

Because they, like, can't even deal.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.