What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?

A hundred dollar bill.

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Why didn't I play in the Woman's world chess championships?

Because I ran

Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What's musical and useful at the grocery store?

A Chopin Liszt Note: taken from one of those horrible "Joke of the Day" desk calendars. It took almost 12 months to get something clever.

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.