What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What kind of car do ghosts drive?

BOOgatti!

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What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, you've already told her twice.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What's the difference between the grocery store and a math book?

In a math book I can buy 57 papayas at $1.99 each and no one will care.

Why are there so many French orphans in the fruit isle of the grocery store?

Because they are all looking for their pre