Hunger Jokes

When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

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What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

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Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where did you get it?

Africa" Says the parrot.

What do you call poppies from eastern Africa?

Ethiopium

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why didn't the shepard cut off his sheep's wool?

Shear laziness.

What is the difference between Emo teenagers and your lawn?

Your lawn won't cut itself.

Solve Jokes More Solve Jokes

How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Strike Jokes More Strike Jokes

Why don't matches play baseball?

A: One strike, and they're out.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

Cure Jokes More Cure Jokes

How do you cure depression?

A gun.

What do you call an egg that cures cancer?

A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.

Concentration Camp Jokes More Concentration Camp Jokes

What animal did they have in concentration camps?

Dachau

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

When's ladies' night at the Mexican restaurant?

Taco Tuesday

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

When do cannibals cook you?

On Fried-days.

How do ghosts like their chicken cooked?

Terri-fried!