What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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When does a hunger strike stop?

When hunger strikes.

Why does lightning only strike the French?

Because it follows the path of least resistance

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What did the god of lightning say after working out for the first time?

I'm Thor

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.

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What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.

What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.