What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

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Why did the guy at the trainyard get struck by lightning?

He was an excellent conductor

Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing?

A: He was striking a happy medium.

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Why does lightning always strike trees?

They are the path of leaf resistance.

What's worse than being struck by a lightning?

Being struck by an iMac.

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What is brown, small, and smells of caramel?

A diabetic who's been struck by lightning.

What did one diabetic say to the other diabetic, on their blind date?

I'm sorry, but you're just not my type.