What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

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The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

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The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

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What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

What's Paul Walker's favorite drink?

Fireball

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Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.