Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Why did the dog fail his driving test?

Because he's a dog. Dogs cannot drive.

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What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

Why is Paul Walker and Rihannas new song the same?

They both went up in flames.

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What do you call it when you get stuck into a shotgun wedding with a Czech?

Checkmate!

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

What's the difference between a women's doctor and a kick returner?

The returner can catch a punt...