Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Why doesn't anyone ever add Paul Walker on Xbox?

He spends all of his time on the dashboard.

What do Paul Walker and Pink Flyod have in common?

Their last hit was the wall

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a KIA?

Paul Walker wouldn't be caught dead in a KIA.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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Why did Renault name a car "Le Car"?

So customers wouldn't accidentally drive Le Lawnmower to work.

What did the pirate say with the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrgh, it's driving me nuts!

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Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.