Skoda Jokes

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

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What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Why are the best accountants twins from Prague?

Because they always double Czech their work!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What's the difference between Windows 8.1 and Windows 10?

The start menu.

Porsche Jokes More Porsche Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

Paul Walker Jokes More Paul Walker Jokes

What's Paul Walker's favorite drink?

Fireball

What's the difference between Paul Walker and Windows 10?

Paul Walker only crashed once.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How am I driving?

No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car.

Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.