What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

What's the difference between my GoPro and my girlfriend?

I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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Why did the terrorist buy himself a Porsche?

He was going through a midlife ISIS :(

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a ferrari?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and two lawyers in a Porsche?

A. With a porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.