What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a white nationalist and a racist?

Two syllables.

What's the difference between children and Isis?

Drones can't tell either

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What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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How many hairs are in a dog's tail?

None. They are all on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a Porsche and a porcupine?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine.

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What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW full of lawyers?

A: The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.