What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist?

A bomb vest does something when it's triggered.

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Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft?

Because the prick's behind the wheel

What's got two wings, a tail and twenty five pricks?

England's return flight.

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What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

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What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do?

Turn signals

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.