What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

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What's the difference between America and cereal?

You can get cereal without nuts.

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ?

The bombshell !

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What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

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What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target?

because it was being driven by a woman